Jailbird

By XoxoChula - 22/03/2013 05:41 - United States

Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML
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GirlYouNasty 11

In jail AND can't even spell his kid's name right... Your dad sounds like quite the fella!

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perdix 29

Is your name Vasectomy, because your dad evidently cannot spell that either?

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SuperDanielNL 23

13 kids, well the Lord did say be fruitfull and multiply. He got all exponential about reproduction I guess.

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challan 19

Does that make up for all of the commandments he must have broken to get into jail? Yes, I lied, stole, cheated, killed and coveted my neighbors wife, but at least I multiplied!

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challan 19

He skills have taken advice from Spock instead of the Bible... Live long and prosper, cause with 13 kids he's broke.

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gracehi 31

Why is everyone assuming this guy was a Christian before he went to prison? Has it occurred to no one that perhaps he became a Christian after that happened?

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CheeseHater 23

Fail tattoo and fail spelling. Since he's in jail he might have a failed life, but of course I can't know that.

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Enslaved 36

13 kids that he knows of? :P Did "Papichulo" leave space to add more kid names? I know a few ex cons. First thing they did when they got out of jail-- was got laid!

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Enslaved 36

"Chula" is Spanish slang for-- sexy or beautiful. (:

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garrett1999o3 16

I was gonna say "Well,at out of 13 kids,he's gonna end up forgetting how to spell it.:I" but it would look like I'm copying you.

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marxistbkly 3

Garrett, I am pretty sure OP's dad was not tattooing himself. So FHL for having an illiterate guy do his tat.

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ragini95 16

You try spelling 13 kids names right and see how easy it is? I mean especially if they all have names along the lines of 'XoxoChula'

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mokielove 10

at least he didn't forget you. better your name spelled wrong. your dad loves you. most people don't have fathers or mothers.

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ksks1234 33

I might be a little rusty on my sex-ed, but don't you need both a father and a mother to make a baby?

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akiahara 14

I think your perspective is a little skewed...

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SillyGirl4602 23

Everyone has a mother and a father. A lot of people may have absent parents but I would not say most.

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