Jailbird

By XoxoChula - 22/03/2013 05:41 - United States

Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML
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GirlYouNasty 11

In jail AND can't even spell his kid's name right... Your dad sounds like quite the fella!

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perdix 29

Is your name Vasectomy, because your dad evidently cannot spell that either?

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Leasha3 14

Don't expect him to spell your name right if he is in jail and has 12 other kids haha what a winner!

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lucyy123 14

Okay um shouldn't you appreciate the fact that he remembered your name?? And "dad in jail.." Plus "13 kids..." And the spelling bothers you more than your dad having been in jail?

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outoftown 26

This will come in handy later on, if he gets in more trouble and the police question you. "No, officer, that's not my name on his tattoo."

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gc327072 30

13 KIDS?! Whoa! He's definitely been "on the inside" before.

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OlgaCornmuffin 7

You should get a tattoo of a heart & in it, " mom & cat" oops....Sorry cat....err...dad.

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Drayna 2

I hope he realises the irony in that tattooing is condemned in the bible by Leviticus.

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iwadasn 32

In his defense, it might have been the tattoo artist who made the mistake, not him.

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youknowimright 5

Oh im sorry you are offended that a tattoo artist in prison is not great at spelling..

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Supergirl1988 16

But if the name is like Steve or Stephen then the dad should know the spelling.

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LifelessStars 22

Well it's better to have it spelled wrong than not having it on there at all

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