Family, Weird and Delivery: Thief!

Thief!

By mystery - 19/09/2021 05:00

Today, my mom blocked me on everything, kicked me out of her house, and declared that I'm "dead to her." Why? She ordered a package, but it never came. I’m still trying to process how that could possibly be my fault. FML

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Ellimac21 14

Sunday 19 September 2021 11:53

It's not about the package, there is something else here. Have you come out as gay or transgender? Is your mother always like that, she could have a mental condition?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 September 2021 15:18

That must be some "package", if you know what I mean ;)

Comments

DarkJester200278 1

Sunday 19 September 2021 5:51

Is it really about the package. Or could it be an underlying situation? Maybe you came out as gay, straight, other gender, cis? And the package is really just a cover problem

Ellimac21 14

Sunday 19 September 2021 11:53

It's not about the package, there is something else here. Have you come out as gay or transgender? Is your mother always like that, she could have a mental condition?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 September 2021 15:18

That must be some "package", if you know what I mean ;)

Glitterbaby2613 20

Monday 20 September 2021 0:57

do you live with her maybe she thinks you stole it or something maybe you can find proof that you didn't steal it by asking her to contact the package delivery service the place where she got the package from maybe it got lost in the mail or something