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By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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By koalaburr - 28/04/2015 15:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML

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By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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The good old days

By WOWreally - 25/09/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid, and my husband said, "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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gracehi 31

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.

mxgirl1998 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!

Comments

superspooky 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 13:09

HE is the one being "confusing." He laughs at you, leaves the room for awhile making it seem like he's not interested, and you're supposed to just lay there in your lingerie until he decides to come back? F that.

Sheh_fml 25

Tuesday 17 March 2015 13:17

A laugh is never an ok answer to sexiness. Really, is there anyone who would feel like "yes, he/she laugh at me, success!" in the bedroom? I'm pretty sure guys would also feel insecure if they where met with laughter.

KattrinaGLee 3

Tuesday 17 March 2015 13:20

My husband thought I was sexy even when I weighed 357lbs. Love really is blind! It's only when we look back at a picture can he see how big I really was.

CaroAurelia 12

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:01

Dude, I'm no expert on guys (I'm a girl), but I would think that most guys would at least appreciate the effort. I hope you made him sleep on the couch.

paintedchocolate 30

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:39

I'm sort of surprised that we're approaching 50 comments and nobody's telling her to divorce him yet. I suppose that's a good thing, isn't it?

Duoceros 22

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:46

OP. Show him this FML or say it to his face word for word. If he doesn't apologize for laughing and then being mad at you right there on the spot there is no hope for him. FYL.