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By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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Fake mystery guy

By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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By koalaburr - 28/04/2015 15:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML

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By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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The good old days

By WOWreally - 25/09/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid, and my husband said, "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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gracehi 31

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.

mxgirl1998 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!

Comments

booze_n_bitches 37

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:22

How about nobody gets mad and you just have some great sex instead ;) not all men like the lingerie shebang, but kudos for trying to add a little spice in!

Fairyjoshy 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 11:47

Being laughed at for attempting to appear sexy sorta prevents great sex.

nameisname 12

Thursday 19 March 2015 11:04

Maybe he wasn't laughing at her to make fun maybe it was like a little impressed laugh that she did this so he left to get ready

buenos24 16

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:24

Every guy likes the lingerie shebang

KattHull 8

Tuesday 17 March 2015 19:50

every girl to ;)

8Dirty1 24

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:30

next time you be the man in bed since he's clueless

llalala_fml 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 10:41

What does being "the man in bed" mean exactly?

8Dirty1 24

Wednesday 18 March 2015 22:18

to take control

llalala_fml 19

Thursday 19 March 2015 14:20

It's not just a man thing to take control in the bedroom.

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:39

Meanwhile, somebody else in this website is writing an FML about not getting laid enough...

dawood_k 27

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:53

Obviously he has something wrong with him. Which male doesn't appreciate lingerie... Sorry OP.

itis409 14

Wednesday 18 March 2015 3:59

As much as I appreciate lingerie I can understanding where this guy is coming from. I've been married for over 5 years now, and the last time my wife and I had sex was almost 2 and a half years ago. Because of this, I very well may have done the same thing if my wife decided to do something like this. As bad as it sounds I think I've gotten to the point in my life where sex doesn't mean anything to me other than I know my wife can't tell me she's pregnant with my child. Does that sound bad? Possibly, but it's what I've become accustomed to. Maybe he has experienced something similar to my situation?