Intimacy: It's business time

It's business time

By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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Fake mystery guy

By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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By koalaburr - 28/04/2015 15:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML

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By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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The good old days

By WOWreally - 25/09/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid, and my husband said, "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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gracehi 31

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.

mxgirl1998 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!

Comments

Nevrdai 5

Tuesday 17 March 2015 19:52

... Maybe he just wasn't expecting sexy time and went to trim or something. Next time, make the bed and lay on top of the sheets in some sexy pose and be all like "You're not going to sleep any time soon". BAM.

limabeans101029 20

Tuesday 17 March 2015 23:11

If sexy lingerie didn't work, what makes you think he'll react any better to that?

tormcn 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:13

What's left of your confidence? I'm guessing he's been robbing you of your self worth. I'm sure there's a man who would totally jump all over you... right after you sign the papers.

calucalay 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:32

I love how it's straight to divorce for you. Welcome to reality where rather than just getting rid of your problems you work through them. It sounds like the couple should have a sit down conversation about his lack of support and her lack of confidence.

boultzboi 20

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:23

Wish my wife would try something like that

baldiesmom 25

Tuesday 17 March 2015 22:11

Basically had the same thing happen several times with my SO. Although, instead of laughing, it was more like, "really?!" In a super annoyed tone of voice or some other form of rejection. Really hurts the confidence. Never doing the lingerie/dressing up thing again :/

Hash13 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 22:36

I think he did like it ... Just that he didn't expect it. Tho, he's a jerk for laughin. However, if you would let that pass and still show you mean it, he would be into it. He already is.

LyricaSilvan 29

Tuesday 17 March 2015 23:27

Men are so thoughtless sometimes. He should have realized that laughing at you would kill the mood. It's his own damn fault for being a jackass, and I hope you told him that.