Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Put a huge smile on as you kick him in the balls. FYL though.

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p00p0ster0us 0

Seriously? What was he hoping to get out of that? And as for your wife, well, gee man all I can say is that's horrible. THAT'S a true FML if I ever heard one.

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uneekfreak16 0

Your boss is such a douche. That sucks, especially when you were expecting to get promoted.

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islaphippos 0

sucks dude, just buy a bazooka and you figure out the rest

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allmidnighteyes 10

This is when you take the opportunity to sleep with HIS wife and tell him 3 months later.

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stephan18 23

If HIS own wife would cheat on him, I don't think he'd have a chance with his bosses wife! Seriously, grow some balls, beat the shit out of him and leave the *****..

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OuttaMyElement 0

Maybe he's smiley when nervous and expecting to get his ass kicked.

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saze_fml 0

OP please tell me your next FML will read something like "I got fired today after putting my boss in a coma"

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cpatrick820 3

Hmm. Yeah, he would've had some interesting x-rays to show people after I was done with him. Then I would have gone home, acted very nice to my wife, get it on with her, and finish by giving her natural hairgel. THEN I would tell her what I learned today. But that's just me.

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Learxst 0

Do what Edward Norton did in Fight Club, and beat yourself to a bloody pulp until security arrives.

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thereitgo 1

You probably don't even know what he's talking about, 11-year-old.

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teehee520 0

So.... did you end up getting the promotion? FYL

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