Cheating and Work: Is this a joke to you?

Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 19:00

Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 14:00

Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Anonymous - 13/07/2019 04:30

Today, it was the first day after my promotion. Everyone, including myself, was shocked that I was promoted so quickly. I figured it was because of all the hard work and overtime I'd put in. However, my coworkers figure I'm just sleeping with the boss, and constantly glare and snicker behind my back. FML

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You deserved it 178

By Liz - 26/03/2016 19:26 - United States - Torrance

Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML

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You deserved it 3 622

Promoted!

By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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You deserved it 156

Before I forget…

By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 18:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML

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You deserved it 77

By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 2 156

By ChrisC - 10/07/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML

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You deserved it 62 199

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Friday 7 August 2009 8:40

Put a huge smile on as you kick him in the balls. FYL though.

p00p0ster0us 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:44

Seriously? What was he hoping to get out of that? And as for your wife, well, gee man all I can say is that's horrible. THAT'S a true FML if I ever heard one.

Comments

Evie_fml 14

Friday 7 August 2009 9:30

I'd have said "Oh, that was you? Man, I am so sorry about the syphilis, I got it from this hot little thing I met at a club a few weeks ago and she *looked* clean, but you know how it is...".

acd23 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:35

Hahah, win.

Ykk_fml 2

Friday 7 August 2009 9:41

And...... you got promoted or fired .... stand by 'cause of the smile :))

Night22_fml 4

Friday 7 August 2009 9:42

Your boss is a douche. I'd go with the STD thing #29 said.

Romex 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:54

Really, he STILL had a smile on his face? Well, we now know why your wife left your limp weenied self. If you had a single hair on your butt there would not STILL be a smile on his face. For a man to man confrontation: Consider the open hand slap. You know, a slap across the face to the opposing turd. If you practice you can really get some quickness behind it and leave a bright red outline on his face. Think he is calling the cops to say "Please arrest this man for bitch-slapping me." Not going to happen. The other benefit is that usually the one who got slapped is so shocked about being hit like a little girl that they are just not sure what to do. OP, man, what to say, just grow a pair. Really? You sat there and just let him tell you that huh? Couldn't think of anything else to do but take note of his facial expressions? Tell me, any clue as to what his "ugh ugh ugh" face looks like while he finishing off inside your lady? Please do share more.

allstar21 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:59

FYL but wtf is ur boss mentally unstable AMEN #27

Essentials 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:59

and you ripped his ******* face off right?

mochiko 0

Friday 7 August 2009 10:00

i would ******* beat the shit out of that fag as soon as he said that. maybe kill him. then bring the body home. then i will kill then **** my wife (not in that order) then sit down and smoke a J and wait for the cops to get me.