I want Jesus to come inside my heart

By Weirdo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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DocBastard 38

I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.

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bebekinza 5

You're so sick we go somewhere with that nastiness

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samcro3 8

Its hard out here for a pimp. Revelations 6:9

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SkateboardGirl88 11

May the power of Christ compel you

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buckdharma 36

You'd soon be complaining how your boyfriend is a know it all who thinks he's perfect, God's gift, blah, blah, blah.

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abbiyroad 16

Cue the bible beaters ranting

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katiemarie62996 4

That's ******* gross

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Why do I feel the comments will soon be closed on this one?

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galaxystar2 6

Some things are meant not to be said...

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ShantiKumar 4

oh please everyone chill out. that's not a big deal at all. the people in this country... at least she loves god alright!

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