Elephants By FML Videos - 26/11/2018 00:00 Just kidding! I agree, your life sucks 266 You deserved it 82 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 141 You deserved it 96
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML I agree, your life sucks 1 043 You deserved it 120
Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 721 You deserved it 2 730
Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML I agree, your life sucks 405 You deserved it 1 337
Today, me and my coworkers were making fun of this girl we work with. I drew an ugly but funny picture of her and thought it was fun to email it around the office. I sent it to a coworker named Joann. Or so I thought. I actually sent it to another Joann, who is one of the directors of the company. FML I agree, your life sucks 76 You deserved it 2 871
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 371 You deserved it 2 885
Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 076 You deserved it 1 195
Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML I agree, your life sucks 42 715 You deserved it 5 982
psych 😂