Love, Awkward and Religion: I want Jesus to come inside my heart

I want Jesus to come inside my heart

By Weirdo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 31 December 2012 3:25

I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.

harrypotter955 19

Monday 31 December 2012 3:17

May The Lord be with you

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happypenguins 24

Friday 22 April 2016 7:20

I think you may need a little less Jesus

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 21 August 2022 4:09

I'm trying to determine if that would send you to hell or not.

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