I'm not going out there

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - York

Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.

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Comments

cristy91 33

Knit them a tiny bonnets. If aristocats has taught me anything, it's that geese can't resist adorable fashion. They'll be so grateful you will be able to waltz around your apartment without any fear.

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RodzillaX 30

I have the song from when they waddle stuck in my head. I thank you for that.

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xXSherikaXx 11

Two options, animal control or get a large bucket and crouch outside to your destination.

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finch01 18

don't bug nesting birds they are vicious

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anthonyh007 3

Sounds like you're new in York. Wildfowl take priority on campus over students and they always have.

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Headcrab 29

don't be a chicken and swallow your fears and get the flock out if there. Your situation seems beak but you can do it! don't **** up, it goose without saying that you should be careful. good duck!

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myandmylife 14

As a member of Vanburgh college I can whole-heartedly feel your pain!

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charvisioku 22

Yep, I was in Eric Milner and a goose decided to make its nest right outside my window... never come across such noise in my bloody life >_<

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NoDontKillMe 19

^ Your life is bloody? How? Do you fight to the death in arenas or something?

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charvisioku 22

60, that was so bad it was almost painful to read...

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