I'm not going out there

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - York

Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.

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LeapingTurtles 4

go outside with a bat and well you know

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HiIAmKevin 8

I would say buy a load of bread, but seeing you're also a college student...ain't nobody got enough money for that.

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richiedbond 16

I'm just stuck on "my halls of residence"... Is that just a great way to say dorms???

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charvisioku 22

It's the usual term for student accommodation in the UK... O.o

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scarllet13101 5

Fml? Sounds like fun..

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Jonny_Blaze0017 26

Reminds me of the goose episode of the Regular Show

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onorexveritas 23

I have three geese, and even domestic ones can be pretty protective

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ambitiousnygrl 17

Haha! I thought of "The Birds" too! OP: see if the uni will let you put a scarecrow in front of your building. It can't hurt to ask.

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missnuthin 10

there's geese nesting right next to the doors into my work. i know that feel bro....

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