I'm not going out there

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - York

Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML
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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.

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chuka81 27

Animal Farm; all animals are equal but some are more equal than the others. Guess the geese are now more equal than himans

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skyeyez9 24

Toss them some bread to distract them as you walk past.

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kitsune3 20

I'm not surprised. Geese are mean little *******.

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erichsalvesen 13

Um...they are birds. Lightly kick them away and go about your business.

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m3lyc 18

I'll ask dad to go up with one of his shotguns. Geese are gorgeous when roasted. We have enough meat in freezer though, can barely get store bought stuff in. (My Dad is a licensed and registered wildfowler and has several guns).

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aliyourpally 12

All you need is a bunch of baby ducks to beat up the geese.

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JACKxRAWR 22

Call pest control and buy an air pistol. **** geese get bitches, that's how it works right?

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kb021 18

We have the same problem at my uni. This year, they decided to help students out by posting a "goose-watch" map on the school website with all the know nest sites. They also put up blockades with warning signs to watch for nesting geese. It's pretty intense. I definitely feel your pain, OP.

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