Sex and Intimacy: I'm coming ! - FML

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By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Spicy

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Spicy

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Spicy

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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Wanking to death

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

Spicy

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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Nice way to go, really

By motorboatofdoom - 30/03/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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By pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

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deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:23

that's why you don't **** strangers! You never know what your gonna get!

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:24

YDI for doing it with a guy you just met!

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jdkfgkjdfb 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:24

YDI for doing it with a guy you just met!

genius_man16 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:54

the guy is every bit as much a ***** as she is and that goes for ALL you assholes calling her a *****

ferreal 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:53

Eww, stop spreading the AIDS plz, ****

bigraws23 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:57

Guys have orgassiems?

mcguff 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:09

roll need on his loot

Hurt16 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:39

YOU ARE A SMUTTTTT... these r the type of girls that don't give us innocent girls a chance... ur like a mop all used up n when the time comes it will get all smelly n nasty n the'll throw u in the trash :-p...

juni_kewl 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:52

reminds me of when in science, my teacher said ****** instead is organism.

kekelala3 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 3:38

YDI for having sex with a guy you just met.

foxforeignlegion 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 4:26

hahahaha wowowow vvvvvv

fellie_fml 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 11:08

lol i love how people think just because you have a one night stand means you're going to get and std

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Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

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Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML

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Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML

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Today, I woke up duct-taped to the toilet in nothing but a straitjacket. I don't remember what happened. FML

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Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML

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Today, I was motivated enough to run on the treadmill for the first time in a long time. The movement knocked my downstairs neighbor's ceiling fan down. FML

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Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

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Today, my teeth feel dirty. Just go brush them, right? Actually, I just did. Thoroughly and meticulously, for several minutes, until both my arm and my gums hurt. Yep, still feel dirty. FML

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