Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

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pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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Comments

Sindyy 0

That is so disgusting. And anyway, that wouldn't be 'sexy' at least in my opinion. If my boyfriend randomly licked me I'd be like WHAT THE HELL.

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Maygen 5

Wtf is sexy about licking food off someone's face? I don't understand. If my husband ever did that I would be like "What the hell are you doing?!" I mean I can understand whip cream, chocolate and other body topping in the appropriate setting, but not when you are actually eating. OP, YDI for being a tard

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mooshibear140 4

buddy i think you need glasses if you thought a "cluster" of zits was pizza sauce. this FML is one of the most disgusting I've ever read! XP

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Erindub 0

Thats gross but now you know what to get her for her next anniversary/B-day or whatever...PROACTIV!

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Kiill3rQu33n16 0

ydi for not paying close enough attention to the corner of her mouth. I mean seriously...how do you get zits and sauce confused???

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perdix 29

How many licks does it take to get to the creamy center?

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moonsolomon 0

Okay, I stomached the FML, but this... hit my squick factor.

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perdix 29

I'm sorry, but if it's any consolation, I grossed myself out on that one, too! When I get these horrible mental pictures, I have to ask myself whether to spread the misery or just take one for the team and keep it to myself? If you think this was bad, you should see the things I kept locked in the attic -- you'd be down on your knees thanking me.

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girlslikeboyz 0

ahahaha ! That was sick and Epic all at the same time !

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The_Norwegian 2

Hehe, i browsed all the way just to see if I could find a comment from perdix - well worth it! 

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