Pizza and Love: Hungry eyes - FML

Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:11

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:09

could be herpes.

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Shortkakeee 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:04

Omg , that is SO nastyy ! but i laughed until i cried . then i pictured it & gaged . EW.

zelly05 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:26

omg..uggh I think I just lost my appetite >.<

buttshapedfruit 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:30

ew! dude it's called pro active! give it to her for her birthday or something x.x eww

mistyeyes 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:37

May i suggest some Proactiv...

beau11 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:41

ewww did u dump even me as a girl I wouldn't have wanted to even go out without poppin the zits or puttin make up on cause that's disguasting

Laurendorcus 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:44

Now I have a little vomit on the corner of my lip...OP, would you like to lick it off? *wink, wink*

OLDSKLCHEVY 1

Monday 8 March 2010 2:48

Gross!

dsegui4 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:49

ewwwwwww for her b-day get her some lotion tht secretly has pimple creme in it

ohsnapp823 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:56

Ewww. this is one of my favorites. that's the nastiest thing I have ever heard! it reminds me of a friend I know, she has really bad acne and I always wanna ask her bf what's it like to kiss that?

QueenDani 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:08

That is ******* disgusting... oh, god.

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