Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

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pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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bigpapi210 0

that's just ******* gross, how could u not tell those were zits??

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astro_plastic 0

That's awful. You might as well kill yourself now.

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primadonna9396 16

Yes. Good lord, today it's a couple zits, tomorrow you might see her without her makeup on, the next thing you know you're banging a doppelganger of the post-meth Amy Winehouse. Note for the slow: Big ******' deal.

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Soccerchick1703 7

Question: Why does she have "zits" around the corner of her mouth? I don't think thats the normal spot for zits.

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astro_plastic 0

Uh It's where your hands touch your face the most, its an orifice for bacteria with sensitive pores and tissue, why the **** am I explaining this.

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beer01 0

Ew >:/ makes me wanna vomit. That's nasty.

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alicia_was_here 3

you thought she got sauce on the corner of her mouth? werent the zits there before the pizza? YDI op, your an idiot.

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CharliePoops 0

YDI for licking someones face in attempts to be sexy? That's the stupidest way to be sexy i've ever heard....

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Shae84 0

gross. I just threw up a little.

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saranottelling 7

OP, you know just what the ladies want. That sounds as sexy as Justin Bieber.

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

that made me gag

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