Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 456
You deserved it 42 042
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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

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pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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karee10 0

I agree #3! that's disgusting

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vollyball921 0

ew! n I was in the middle of eatin pizza... I'm no longer hungry for my pizza:(

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lonewolf2701 0

you probably got the same amount of grease either way

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Pumpkin226 0

Did anyone else picture this and want to throw up?

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xHabsfanx 0

@ 20 I wish I had the choice not to picture it.

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apintsizepeanut_fml 4

how did you not notice? that's nasty! are you sure they weren't cold sores?

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lonewolf2701 0

i guess it looked like thos small pepperoni cubes

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K0RRuPT 0

NASTY....If I was in your place I surely would've threw up. Or atleast washed my mouth a gazillion times before I dared close it.

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omgshaylaaa 0

that's so awkward! I wonder how she responded to that.. ooh baby you have some sauce on your face lemme get that for you *big dog lick across face* uhmmm that was my herps. lay off.

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cxsunn 0

^^^ haha that shit made me laugh so hard

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applz_fml 0

omg i cant breath im laughin so hard

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DGross 8

lol Proactive commercials are the best :-)

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