Weird, Awkward and Kids: Hot tub

Hot tub

By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 08:21 - United States - Montebello

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By ruserious - 07/08/2015 11:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered my new step-dad has a rule about the shower. After three minutes, he turns the water off at the source. I had to beg him to turn it back on whilst covered in shampoo suds, and the only way I could get him to give me another minute was to forfeit my phone for the week. FML

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By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By Martin - 15/03/2021 17:00

Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML

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By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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RaggleFrock 13

Friday 3 August 2012 15:54

What the hell is wrong with him? That's nasty.

DocBastard 38

Friday 3 August 2012 15:56

Just tell him you don't love him and you plan to be his evil stepmother like in "Cinderella". Then tell him to mop the floor, do the laundry, and wash the dishes. Bibbidee bobbidee boo!

Comments

leeshasuckit 1

Friday 3 August 2012 19:14

atleast hes trying to score. kudos.

Iknoweverything 29

Friday 3 August 2012 19:43

Am I the ONLY person who thinks this might be a ploy to try and get his future-stepfather to be an ex-future-stepfather? Think about it... if he hates the guy, then doing something inappropriate, and claiming abuse would make his mother not want to marry him. (I know there's confusion about OP's gender, but just go with it.) I know it's a little out there, but it's possible.

totheforest84 4

Friday 3 August 2012 19:48

Soundly like you have a future therapist in the works.

izzy_maee 4

Friday 3 August 2012 19:50

At first I thought it said stepdad!

simonepedretti 7

Friday 3 August 2012 20:04

that's disgusting wht a creep!

loucypher 2

Friday 3 August 2012 20:10

He think your a MILF

monkiki62 5

Friday 3 August 2012 20:19

Well thats better than the majority most kids loathe their stepparents. At least he likes u op.

captainburke 5

Friday 3 August 2012 20:23

Awkwarrrd

PYLrulz 17

Friday 3 August 2012 20:32

At 4 or 5, that would be one thing. At 13?!? I think something is up, and needs looked at. Wouldn't surprise me if he has been sexually abused. If not, something else is messes up with him

garytg 3

Friday 3 August 2012 20:51

I think it's called puberty.

WiderWille 11

Saturday 4 August 2012 2:42

I would call my puberty abuse. Don't have one to blame though for it.

PYLrulz 17

Saturday 4 August 2012 7:25

I get at 13, puberty should have taken over a boy, but even with that considered, I would highly doubt a kid would be THAT open, to straight up say to a woman (if that's what the OP is) something along those lines. Hell, at 13, there are boys, while raging hormones, are still a little shy to ask a girl out to a middle school dance.