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Maybe he isn't a complete dumbass and mailed it to your neighbour. Or maybe he didn't and he's actually a complete dumbass.

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No, it's time for her to be more worried about the key to his brain. Rusty unused thing evidently needs some starting up once in a while.

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It could have been a lot worse like you used to have a pool then you lost all your L, and you see where I'm going with this.

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She said, "I think I remember the film, And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it." And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

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You said "BITCH BETTER GET MY HONEY!" about breakfast at Tiffany's....(must have seen workaholics episode his profile is from to understand)

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@73 and 86- thank you for turning this into a musical, nostalgic comment reading journey for me. For all those who are clueless look up "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something".

Maybe he isn't a complete dumbass and mailed it to your neighbour. Or maybe he didn't and he's actually a complete dumbass.

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I used to think people were generally somewhat intelligent - then I began reading your blog and all hope in that notion completely died; I'll be sitting in the "actually a complete dumbass" camp.

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76, it appears that you are the only "fucking idiot" in this group. That being said, he could totally have IMed it to her.

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surprised no one has mentioned it, but a "Care Package" couldn't hurt. just pop some smoke! or a flare.

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I bet he is a blond because he mailed her the lock for her mail and I bet she is a blond for not having a spare key.

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In my apartment complex we aren't allowed to have spare keys made for the mailbox (it's a crime) but our management office has one

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Yeah. Usually if I go to the mailbox around 5, that's the time the mailman is delivering everything. (I live in a mobile home complex) When he sees someone standing around waiting, he'll always just ask which mailbox is yours and then hand you your mail.

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#10- I've made the decision that since I can't read your comments without thinking about Voldemort, he needs to be your profile picture. :3 That is all. OP, that sucks but just try talking to the mailman like others have suggested.

Ok so I lost my mailbox key one time; all you have to do is go to your nearest local post office tell them you lost it;and for a small fee they will replace the lock and you can return a few days later to pick up your new keys. Oh and op, it's ok we all have those face palm moments, hopefully it's not all the time with your boyfriend. Just take a deep breath and smile!

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