Hot tub

By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 08:21 - United States - Montebello

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 073
You deserved it 2 690

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What the hell is wrong with him? That's nasty.

Just tell him you don't love him and you plan to be his evil stepmother like in "Cinderella". Then tell him to mop the floor, do the laundry, and wash the dishes. Bibbidee bobbidee boo!

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how about a hot tub and everyone wears swim suits

hateevryone 14

yay for incest(: lol jaykay ,, he has a very interesting thought of bonding tho

As Admiral Ackbar have said, "It's a trap!".

Hmmmmm maybe he was raised wrong. He's a child of a patent separation, maybe what he needs is quality time. I hope you didn't call him crazy or anything, but still FYL, you definitely shouldn't have said yes if it made you uncomfortable!

redhedsaysrawr 18

OP Never said yes... geez i wish you people would actually read the stories again before commenting...

My parents divorced when I was young and I'm not a sexual pervert... Your argument is completely invalid

200- Yes but not everyone is just like you... And you never why the parents originally divorced/separated. It could have had something that affected the boy sexually/socially. So you can't assume that others will turn out the same way as you.

go to a hot tub that's not too different...just bring bubble bath if needed...