Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
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amerwin 3

Tell him he needs to get his weight up. He sounds like a sissy.

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ulicksam 0

Seriously, if a guy complains about your weight during sex, it's too much weight. Most guys would let a little extra slide while they're getting some.

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mintcar 9

Hahahahaha. Next time, let him be on top. We don't want him suffering any back injuries.

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ulicksam 0

Seriously, if a guy complains about your weight during sex, it's too much weight. Most guys would let a little extra slide while they're getting some.

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Ilovemusic237 19

There are other positions that wouldn't hurt him. They could have just changed positions instead of just hurting her feelings even more.

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perdix 29

Tell him to quit being so ******* lazy and get on top and do some work. If you've gotten really fat, it would feel like floating on a waterbed full of melted butter.

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jiggyjiggz 0

keep Rollin Rollin Rollin... keep Rollin Rollin Rollin

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Craven_Morrhead 0

I think I just threw up in my mouth with that image.

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CheshireKattt 0

4 years is a long time and most likely ur gonna gain weight

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DocBastard 38

Technically your BMI is 33.6, and obesity is defined (by NIH, at least) as a BMI over 30. That isn't opinion, that's fact. But for him to look at you with disgust is outrageous. If he loves you, he will love you no matter how much you weigh.

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KyleIsSoFine 0

I ******* LOVE YOUR DEFAULT PIC!!! YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE MY NIGHT!!! :D

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Craven_Morrhead 0

No he won't. As a friend perhaps but not as a partner. Can't be in love with someone who physically repulses you.

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evilcartman 0

tell him to bring a bigger tool to bed,it's become boring.

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MuchDance90s 0

The FML confuses me. If it took an outside party to inform OP that she's lost weight, it'd have to be 20-30 lbs -- maybe. Anything more than that, you'd think she'd have noticed! So... how weak is the boyfriend that he can't handle an extra 20 lbs?! Maybe, when he mentioned weight, he didn't mean specifically the "extra" weight?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'm sure she did notice, and just got bummed that he felt the need to point it out. Also, if she was bigger than him to begin with, or if he's got back issues, his complaint is perfectly reasonable.

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drummerforever 0

you are so ******* ugly, and thats coming from a banana.

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mnm5671 0

I fail to understand the explanation of your not understanding

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underpaid011 0

what an asshole! tell him his dick seems to have lost sone length, then when you have sex keep asking "is it in yet"

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nevergo 10

umm you're stupid. his comment was not insensitive. he tried to be nice about but when the weight causes pain there's nothing he can do. it's not his fault she gained weight.

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