ACAB, Cops and Transportation: Hogs gone wild

Hogs gone wild

By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 335

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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By jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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You deserved it 4 489

By italy1986 - 13/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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You deserved it 85 224

By unfortunatelyunlucky - 12/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 575

By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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Chill

By daisyann - 15/07/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 28 January 2011 19:11

Where I'm from, you would have been tasered, shot, body cavity searched, beaten, shot, fined for the broken window, laughed at, shot, and arrested for resisting arrest.

SiobahnR 0

Friday 28 January 2011 19:56

see the problem with gun control Is that bad people don't really obey the rules so then u have a whole bunch of armed criminals running around and decent people have no way to defend themselves

Comments

PYLrulz 17

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:15

True, NYC's crime rate has dropped, but it also helps that they had some mayors there who have gotten shit straight as well

sean0206 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:28

seriously, where is the fml here? you probably pulled some stupid shit in the first place to get pulled over, then even more stupid you, decides to open the door.. I'd have done the same and pulled a gun on your dumbass. then you don't even get a ticket? sounds like you have it pretty good so I fail to see how this qualifies as an fml.

bherring6 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:50

if you dont know guns are a HUGE sport in the south were almost 90% of people have one from the small town I live in, and their is no way in hell guns will be taken away from the people here.

bherring6 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:52

that's stupid were I'm from in the US (south) I like in a small country town and prob 90% of the people here have guns. and guns offer a HUGE sport to most everyone around here and it's also our protectection. theirs no way in hell they'd take our guns from us. that's just stupid.

varkey 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:57

well, at least he let you off with a warning... although if he hit you with the stick that still sucks FYL word of advice, in this situation you should probably not open the window until asked to, and if it's broken then tell him that and then the cop tells you to open the door

bherring6 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:58

I love and respect the 2nd amendment too. Also your completely right they have a right to do that, that was stupid for opening the door..

bherring6 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:04

I own both in a gun safe and were I live their are accidents. but also accidents with baseball football basketball and soccer. but does that mean we should get rid of the sports? no and I love shooting more that most like playing baseball football.. ect

DVecc 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:27

assuming that cops in Canada have dashboard cameras like the cops on the U.S I suggest you go to the police station, request the video, and then proceed to file charges

fairymacabre 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:37

police brutality! D:<

VoodooGypsy 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:00

Thanks to the 2nd Amendment I was able to stop a man from breaking into my house and possibly harming me or my family. Chances are I will never fire my firearms at somebody in my entire lifetime but criminals do think twice once they know you're armed.