ACAB, Cops and Transportation: Hogs gone wild

Hogs gone wild

By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 335

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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You deserved it 9 304

By jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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You deserved it 4 489

By italy1986 - 13/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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You deserved it 58 280

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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You deserved it 85 227

By unfortunatelyunlucky - 12/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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You deserved it 232

Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 575

By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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You deserved it 182

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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Chill

By daisyann - 15/07/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

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You deserved it 55 573

DocBastard 38

Friday 28 January 2011 19:11

Where I'm from, you would have been tasered, shot, body cavity searched, beaten, shot, fined for the broken window, laughed at, shot, and arrested for resisting arrest.

SiobahnR 0

Friday 28 January 2011 19:56

see the problem with gun control Is that bad people don't really obey the rules so then u have a whole bunch of armed criminals running around and decent people have no way to defend themselves

Comments

Skroal_stomper 5

Monday 31 January 2011 1:36

I love how people use any excuse to comment about gun control. I am for gun control. I have control of my gun and am ready to use it if needed. I earned my concealed permit. It took some work and a clean record and now I can protect my family and myself. Just remember that if we outlaw guns then only the criminals will have them and death rate from violent crimes will go up.

nooneatall 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 9:17

this sounds like my friend Tyler, and we were just laughing about him having to open his door if he gets pulled over a few days ago.. this is ******. :P FYL dude.

CTRuppert 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 19:43

Where I'm from, if u were to break into someones house, expect to be shot.

ShakeZula7 0

Monday 7 February 2011 4:26

You deserve it. You NEVER open your door unless you are specifically instructed to do so. You sit and wait with your hands in plain sight. When the officer taps on your window to roll it down, you can signal to him that it is broken.

Ugi 26

Friday 6 May 2011 18:51

Interesting you should say this - here in the UK, you are supposed to leave your vehicle when you are stopped. It's all about territory - your car is an extension of your territory and if someone approaches/enters that without your permission there is a natural tendency to be aggressive. The public are more compliant and less aggressive if they are out of their vehicles.

wheeliepimpin 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 14:57

are you black? cause I'm black and that happens to me all the time!!! #feeltheburn

FAYUL12345100 3

Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:42

Though he screwed up this one time, I don't see why OP deserves to get flamed for getting beat up with a nightstick.

taserlase 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 23:32

as a police officer i will tell you what happened. when we pull you over, we have no idea what might or might not happen. so your always prepared for the worst. for all he knew you were opening the door and about to turn around and shoot him. next time simply wait until he walks up and tell him before you open the door.

taserlase 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 23:37

And for those of you who talk about gun control in your town and how you can open your door, thats all fine and dandy. but i hope that the disregard to their training that your officers are showing doesn't come back to bite them in the ass someday.