Health, Pregnancy and Farts: Hilarious

Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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By honeybunny - 19/11/2014 19:04 - United States - Norman

Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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By SuperSleuth - 07/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 17:01 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML

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By Lovergirl - 01/01/2010 20:23 - United States

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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Yarrachel 16

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:11

Just throw up on him, that'll teach him.

narkui 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:10

Nice husband you got there;)

Comments

deafeningsilence 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:39

Congratulations OP, you married a five-year-old.

Marioson 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:04

XD im sry buts its to funny to picture tht LOL

superfly5577 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:19

I told my hubby he'd get thrown up on if he didn't stop farting around me.....

alliebaba7 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:25

Your husband is an idiot

mama2b3 20

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:29

How mature..thats actually pretty cruel if my boyfriend did that and refused to stop I'd probably take a swing at him.

mamacakes25 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:32

he has to sleep sometime and when he does...plot your revenge haha!

vbmg152 18

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:46

Did you marry a 10 year old?? I agree with the others, barf on him once! It'll do the trick! My hubby's a jokester but, he also is a grownup and was very kind to me while I threw up for 9 months with my last one! That was almost 20 years ago, he still hasn't forgotten the morning sickness, he had it, too!