Medication and Health: Hardly getting used to it

Hardly getting used to it

By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 02:22 - United States - Columbia

Today, I shared with my doctor that I still feel uncomfortable with my medication. She expressed surprise, saying, "Really? By now I would've thought it'd be routine." Sorry, no. In three months, I have not gotten used to sticking a syringe up my butt and injecting my rectum full of medicated foam. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, the medication I’ve been taking has caused me to become constipated for so long I'm now unable to go, because all my poop is a solid mass in my bowels no stool softener can touch. So a surgeon is either going up my ass with a hose and a spoon, or cutting open my stomach to remove it. FML

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Do me a solid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 20:01

Today, and for the last six months, I've been on a medication that greatly improves the main symptoms of my chronic illness. Too bad it also gives me chronic diarrhea. I feel much better and can function better than I have since my teens, but I haven't taken a solid dump in half a year. FML

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By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

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Save Me

By bad doc - 01/10/2019 04:00

Today, I had to repeat myself multiple times and dumb down all my anatomical terms and symptoms while describing my illness to my doctor. I want to switch, but my insurance won’t cover another one for at least 60 more days. FML

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Help!

By Agonised - 29/05/2021 00:01

Today, I went to the hospital for crippling back pain that made it impossible to walk. The doctor was more interested in telling me off for not taking a pill that he admitted doesn't help acute pain. He then gave me an injection that wore off in an hour, and sent me home, telling me to take over the counter meds. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 20:03 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

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Big farmer

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 19:00 - Romania

Today, and for years, I have been on a medication for a neurological disease that put many restrictions on me. My doctor had finally told me that the medication was working very well and lifted some of my restrictions. I then found out that the drug is no longer sold in my country, and that there is no substitute. FML

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Blasted

By Anonymous - 22/10/2023 03:00 - United States - Carson City

Today, sleep-deprived and thinking I tolerated my low dose of diabetes medication Metformin well, I upped my dose like the bottle said to. My asshole has yet to forgive me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 02:38 - United States

Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML

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Repetition

By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

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ktm1313 17

Friday 5 February 2016 12:39

Ask your doctor to try it for three months and see if she's butt hurt about it.

AviShtap 20

Friday 5 February 2016 12:36

Oh god....FOAM!?

Comments

princesskammm 20

Friday 5 February 2016 12:30

That's a new one. Good luck on getting that switched, OP.

princesskammm 20

Friday 5 February 2016 12:33

Sounds like a true pain in the ass.

Meettitan 14

Friday 5 February 2016 12:43

First wasn't good enough? You had to go and ruin TWO comments?

thefaekitten 29

Friday 5 February 2016 20:17

Sounds like a true pain in the ass that you cant comment once.

AviShtap 20

Friday 5 February 2016 12:36

Oh god....FOAM!?

drunkmunkey 24

Friday 5 February 2016 13:31

depending on where you go I'm sure you can find people willing to put anything up there

slingerslasher 24

Saturday 6 February 2016 0:35

I prefer fire extinguisher fluid myself.

aDiplodocus 11

Friday 5 February 2016 12:36

Guess OP's Doctor is used to things up her butt ?

strange_ness 16

Friday 5 February 2016 12:37

That sounds painfully. Sorry OP. Hopefully they can find a different medication for you

twerking_riggs 22

Friday 5 February 2016 21:26

your grammar is painfully

strange_ness 16

Friday 5 February 2016 23:22

My bad, autocorrect. *painful. Happy? -_-

ktm1313 17

Friday 5 February 2016 12:39

Ask your doctor to try it for three months and see if she's butt hurt about it.

ananicosia 28

Friday 5 February 2016 12:42

Is there any other treatment you can try for your specific ailment that is less uncomfortable?

prettygurl89 16

Friday 5 February 2016 12:45

Dear God. I am SO SORRY :(

Darkness_Hate 29

Friday 5 February 2016 12:45

Your treatment looks like a pain in the ass.. FYL.

revolvearoundme 15

Friday 5 February 2016 13:55

I hope not. If butt related humor is abolished it means the carebears have taken over the world. Take a stand for butt related humor, make some airplane noises and crop dust a friend, or an enemy!