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By Anonymous - 05/07/2014 17:53 - United States

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Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2020 20:00

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Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML

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By unemployed - 24/08/2012 18:00 - United States - Alhambra

Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML

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By CmS_1733 - 11/02/2016 18:59 - United States - Pottsville

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Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML

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By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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There's a time and a place

By Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

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Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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By jtaylor94 - 21/07/2009 21:54 - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 22:31 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2016 05:57 - United States - Hudsonville

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Today, my dad thought it was perfectly acceptable to ask my girlfriend how many guys she screwed before me. FML

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Mercyfulsin 7

Saturday 5 July 2014 22:51

I'd suggest putting the phone on silent next time you go for a job interview!

HotBox69 4

Saturday 5 July 2014 22:51

Haha, that's ******* hilarious

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fantasyworld 37

Monday 7 July 2014 3:47

Next time leave your phone on silent.

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Monday 7 July 2014 15:35

If I was the interviewer I would have let you finish the call and then shown you the door. That is very disrespectful and shows how you prioritize. I foresee a long career of flipping burgers in your future if you do not learn basic interview etiquette.

Epickitty58 29

Monday 7 July 2014 16:26

I hope you didn't have speaker phone on

jacoposki 14

Monday 7 July 2014 18:12

YDI for not turning phone off.

iAdamC 1

Monday 7 July 2014 19:17

Well played

baristalbc 18

Tuesday 8 July 2014 6:01

Why the **** was your phone even on? I wouldn't have passed on hiring you based on that alone.

Megan_alxndr 2

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:42

You deserve it for having your phone on during a job interview, are you retarded? Turn that shit off next time.

clair_brodie 35

Wednesday 9 July 2014 6:50

When to leave your phone on - grocery store, at home, at the mall When to leave your phone off - a job interview

Preethik 17

Saturday 6 September 2014 18:21

Put your phone on silent mode.

radiocaf 29

Thursday 14 April 2016 23:51

Why would you answer a call in a job interview?!

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