By CmS_1733 - 11/02/2016 18:59 - United States - Pottsville

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Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML
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cebsvt 14

Don't come knockin when the trailer's rockin

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AyeJay101 25

Isn't it usually the other way around?

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tailahjanae 14

You don't know how freaky older adults get when their children leave the nest. Bless your parents OP!

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Diesel96 16

It's not like you could've known, unless you decided to call them. Oh well, OP, at least you didn't actually see him 'balls deep' with your mum.

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cebsvt 14

Don't come knockin when the trailer's rockin

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Earth_walker 19

Should've left immediately, if they're still getting action you don't want to stop that

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cheeeksss 29

I would've high-fived my dad then leave if he said this to me. Love that couples keep their passion alive after many, many years.

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deathstroke990 22

there's a difference between keeping passion alive and saying gross unnecessary things to your children. I mean I doubt he says stuff like that abt his sex life to his parents

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cheeeksss 29

Well I happen to have a very open relationship with both my parents and we are all blunt people. On top of that, we are all adults and I wouldn't get offended or creeped out if my dad expressed he wanted alone time with my mom. If I were to see it, that's another story.

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tomvertigo 17

#11, That prude mentality dies when you play a game of Cards Against Humanity with your whole family and learn that your 65 ywar old dad is sick and twisted.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Ah, Cards Against Humanity. It's like a twisted therapy session for the whole family.

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RageWolf16 31

My question is why did your dad feel the need to bring it up at all...

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Mika90_fml 9

Maybe Op didn't get an earlier hint that he was interrupting something so his father had to put it more bluntly?

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False_Stupidity 41

Because he wanted to get back into the action. A hint for OP to leave.

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Candijpg 17

there are certain things you don't need to say, this is one of them

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whyisitincapital 25

I guess from now on you'll be ringing first before dropping by...

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