Great date, thanks!
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Unless you somehow knew for a fact that it was going to not smell whatsoever, then its a bad idea. You should have just walked out of the theater for 30 seconds, made sure that the smell left your pants, and then return.
wow. that really sucks
Well you can't hold them in forever. They have to come out eventually.
thank god a funny FML. this is great
if i was that girl i would have just laughed. Im a girl and idc what anyone says farting is ******* hilarious
HAHAHHAHA if i were on a date with a guy and that happened i would have DIEDDDD laughing.. better luck next time haha
She excused herself to go to the bathroom... take that hint.
if it was going to turn into anything long-term, she would have had to put up with all your bodily functions for life, so if she couldn't handle one fart, she's a twat.
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Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?
You dropped DA BOMB on her