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Great date, thanks!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By let ‘Er rip - 13/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By thecarisfine - 14/03/2015 04:27 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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kika_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:02

Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?

ZeShadow 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

You dropped DA BOMB on her

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jules96_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:26

haha wow awkward much??

rainbowflower 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:30

lol that sucks... but you should've used her excuse first

jewbies 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:30

question is what the **** did you eat?

Vehicle 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:32

I'm sorry she never came back, But if it was really bad you should have politely told her you needed to use the restroom, then came back and nothing would have happened.

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:34

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH that gave me a really good laugh Im not going to wail on you for not thinking of going to the bathroom, I didn't think of that while I was reading it and probably wouldn't have in the theatre. I feel sorry for you man, that's really terrible but on the bright side, it could have been worse. you could have run into a hateful ex who would bring up your penile dysfunction

mikemanray 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:46

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude, that is totally worth it. Sure that one date and maybe a relationship is ruined, but this story will last forever. And unless she was super-hot I think the story is better.

bassfromhell 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:50

dude i totally know hoe you feel. holding in farts can be tough, but you must clench your butt cheeks when you feel the fart is about to come out, and it will eventually subside. Ive had to deal with this on numerous occasions so i see myself as a sort of farting afficionado