Great date, thanks!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML
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kika_fml 0

Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?

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Bryan_Z 0

see, a guy wouldnt've been so shallow :p

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ejvlols 0

ok, ur kind of stupid for that, i understand that you wanted to be polite, but honestly, do you not thnk that she wouldnt smell it?

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f__kY_urLif__ 0

you could have just gone to the bathroom yourself

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weinerdog 2

# 33, the theater could have been crowded and she could have thought it was someone else. But as others said, go to the bathroom. And the split second it went quiet you should have started coughing or something.

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freddie_fml 0

Yeah, this is never a good idea because even if you do manage to get it out without a sound, there's always the risk of the smell which you will never be able to explain away. Next time, get to the toilet and let it out there.

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_babyxdoll 0

Um ewh? Well it could have been worse. She could have farted ;)

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hhhhyoyoyo 1

haha its ok there will always be another gal :)

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jayfx 0

she would still smell it.. you should of just went to the restroom

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surreal 0

hahaha, that's so funny. yeah, i agree with #39 - you should've just gone to the bathroom and let it out there.

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blahblah17 0

#2 is right. Obvious option. What you did wasn't polite either cause she still would've had to deal with the smell.

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