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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By let ‘Er rip - 13/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By thecarisfine - 14/03/2015 04:27 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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Saturday 28 March 2009 23:02

Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?

ZeShadow 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

You dropped DA BOMB on her

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xoxcocoxox 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:48

thats like an fml for the poor girl

rootbeerfanatic 6

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:51

i wouldn't have cared, and im a girl girls can be so freaking shallow

Pilibilli 4

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:53

well if she really liked you she would have accepted your farts!! =]

Anonymus101 4

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:57

pwned by gas.

smalls09 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:12

hahah that totally sucks! shes obviously not worth it if she can't even take you farting..how immature can she be??

nafiul93 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:16

AHAHH LMAOOOOOO learn how to fart silently comes handy at skool too!

blargity 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:21

maybe this person didn't feel like missing any of that movie but you should have done it silently D:

effevery1slife 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:23

eh... probably for the best... if u cant fart around a girl u arent meant to be with her...

unclejemima17 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:24

LMFAO. if i was her i'd just laugh hysterically.

kelseavick 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:33

what a bitch. she needs to relax and learn that GUYS FART. it's funny when someone farts so she obviously doesn't have a sense of humor!!!

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