Jealousy, Public freakouts and Love: Give me strength

Give me strength

By GotPunched - 11/04/2009 06:36 - Finland

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home, my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the "cute girl" was my three year-old niece. I lost a tooth from the punch. FML

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You deserved it 5 608

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Same thing different taste

By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 120

You deserved it 15 177

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 052

You deserved it 64 673

Little shit

By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 840

You deserved it 3 529

By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 092

You deserved it 11 667

Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 812

You deserved it 127

Fight Club for Dummies

By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 995

You deserved it 263

Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 967

You deserved it 101

Power move

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 715

You deserved it 1 764

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 088

You deserved it 3 661

What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 235

You deserved it 9 689

knowitall 1

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:09

Dump her. Dump her now. Abusive people are not good relationship material.

iamsashafierce 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:05

how's you neice? did your girlfriend punch her too??

Comments

sjam 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:00

Time to dump the anger management problem that you're dating! Woah.

CheZe 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:00

Whoever chooses that he “deserved that” are a bunch of retards!!

Sue21 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:02

abusive

x_o_x 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:03

people should shut up shes not abusive, just insecure. everyones so concerned about abuse. get over it. sorry it had to happen tho. make sure you tell her friend to clarify next time. it was kinda her friend's fault.

CharterOak 15

Wednesday 1 June 2016 4:00

She hit him. Even if it's the first time that's a red flag for future abuse.

SeveralLake 18

Saturday 18 February 2017 13:59

Knocking his tooth out because of a minor misunderstanding makes her pretty abusive

dave2001soa 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:05

#45, what would your reaction to this be? Today, my boyfriend's friend told him that he had seen me shopping with a cute boy. When I came back home my boyfriend punched me in the face and asked who the boy was. Apparently his friend didn't tell him the cute boy was my three year old nephew. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML

aynonymous 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:07

you better not have forgiven her..

guitardedman 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:10

45 that is not an acceptable response even if he had been shopping with a girl his age. if a guy punched a girl in the face for something like that it would sure as hell be abuse