Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
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ApollosMyth 22

That seems like one heated discussion.

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Wizzlbang 10

You're far from alone, OP.

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Greenmarsh 31

My toaster has never forgiven ME for saying that :(

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Know how ya feel and it sucks. And seems like no hope at all

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

No joke -- see a therapist. (I'm not saying it to dump on you, but it sounds like you're in a lot of pain and should think about making some crucial changes in how you deal with the world around you.)

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shazinie 7

and this pretty much sums up a girl on her period

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jamieeelynn57 8

At least it's not trying to butter you up.

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How_you_doin 10

Thats nothing! it took weeks for the kettle to forgive me for calling the stove a hot tamale :( shes still pretty pissed off actually.

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CrystalFelix 13

Someone has been watching Disney's "The Brave Little Toaster" movie too much! lol

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asleepingbear 8

Don't worry this happens to me with my mirror because their is always this really ugly person looking at me when I look into it

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