Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
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ApollosMyth 22

That seems like one heated discussion.

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jw90 18

Did the toaster hit you in the face with your toast?

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Joseph980000 6

I just hope it's not one of those things where you have sex after the argument that would be a little too hot..

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Mshrodes 13

I can't be the only one who thought of Ralph Fiennes in "In Bruges" - It's an inanimate f***ing object ! - You're an inanimate f***ing object !

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Jessa91 10

This is probably my favorite fml ever

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CaptainBlack 18

This is one of those rare cases where I actually agree that your life sucks

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alycion 38

Not being funny op, but maybe you should talk to a psychiatrist. I always thought I just had an Italian temper. Turned out anger was a sign of my manias. It can be a sign of a lot of things. Treatment has been a wonderful thing. I stopped threatening to throw my boss out of windows during staff meetings.

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