Freak

By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 445
You deserved it 5 048

Same thing different taste

Top comments

maybe it was a good thing she broke up with you.

Comments

wyattsawesome 0

Uh, that's kind of crazy. How did you not notice before?

einefrau 0

That's actually really funny. Not that she broke up with you... just the fact that she's so pathetic that she needs to live her life like a fictional character. She obviously has no life.

That's incredibly creepy. Keep an eye on the show just in case the character goes insane and tries to kill the boyfriend or something, then you would have something to worry about.

blaboo10 0

haha, but if the main character decided to do all sorts of kinky shit, it would've been awesome

maybe it was a good show? haha anyway yea your life is ****** but just think about it. you can always say you had a girlfriend who was a ******* dumbass and laugh at that when you feel down.

HayItsHaley 0
tony8pie 0

Date someone your own age, and you won't have problems like these!

Man, you dodged a bullet with that one, didn't you?

gdude756 0

Your better without her, she's a crazy bitch

excuse my foul language, but that bitch ain't worth it