Freak

By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
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wtfismyfml 0

maybe it was a good thing she broke up with you.

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kfred987 0

I was going to say FYL for being dumped, but then it came to my attention that you actually WIN! It's probably a good thing that a dingbat like her would dump you. God only knows what would happen next. The next thing you knew, your girlfriend would be pregnant and it wouldn't be yours or something. Congrats, buddy. For no longer having to put up with that bimbo.

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jjenniferr05 0

Wtf is wrong with her? Lmaooo, this is no fml, its a good thing. You didn't wanna be stuck with a phycho for the rest of your life now would you...

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letitbe56 0

The one where Joey dates his stalker, who thinks he is actually Drake Remoray?

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Lautaro 0

Holy ****, there is something seriously wrong with her. Consider yourself lucky she's gone,

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tradit03 0

in alot of those shows characters come back so wait she will return rofl.

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8IGHTY8 0

hm... ur GF is mentally ill..!!

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BLiNdZoRz 3

I agree, she shouldn't even be alive anymore. Actually that's taking it too far, but she shouldn't have access to a TV anymore.

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alwaysalady 0

That's crazy. You don't want to date crazy. You're fortunate. Imagine if she decided to follow a slightly different screen play, and like, kill you or something

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Tupperware_fml 0

Maybe the show will have a scene where you can **** her sister or her mom. You better keep up with that.

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Liz23Ilia 0

The only show I can think of that had a break-up monologue was CSI (the las vegas one). Maybe she thought you were super awesome like Grissom. What other shows did this? And what would happen if the show got canceled?

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