FML Uncensored

By Nightmares - 07/08/2012 02:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML
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rosie981 3

That's the grossest thing I've ever heard.....

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bulbul116_fml 4

forever alone..

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mpalmiter4717 8

YDI Op for not being observant and being lazy

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HeartOfLead 24

Good gravy! This FML is just hard to swallow.

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stebradandish 3

I'm saying YDI because you "rushed" to grab the seats This shows you're the kind of person who doesn't consider other people who may need the seat than you... (elderly, disabled, pregnant...)

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titzenpitzer 9

Aaah man, there's almost nothing in the world that I hate more than the face of a person who rushed through a train to get to his spot, barging through people like they're a bunch of animals that are in the way. You're probably one of those that look away when an old lady passes by. YDI

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