Transportation, Wanker and Intimacy: FML Uncensored

FML Uncensored

By Nightmares - 07/08/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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Finally!

By SadAndAlone - 03/12/2015 16:41 - Sweden - Nacka

Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML

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By danesy - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

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You deserved it 3 787

By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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You deserved it 5 262

Assholes

By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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You deserved it 3 697

By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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texashater75 16

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:57

That blows.

rosie981 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:54

That's the grossest thing I've ever heard.....

Comments

bandit5523 2

Tuesday 7 August 2012 19:22

Well that's one way to milk a cow ;) I just hope he didn't get anything on you FYL

LadiDi_fml 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 19:28

I would be very souspicious if I found empty seats in a full public transport....

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 19:48

Is it that same guy who took yoga classes with his girlfriend so he could do this? Please tell me it is.

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 7 August 2012 19:55

54- Okay, it is. Happy? ;)

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 7 August 2012 20:03

Was it Marilyn Manson...apparently he can do it. Anyhow FYL

missmae21 0

Tuesday 7 August 2012 21:03

Yeah he removed his bottom ribs so he could. Yuck. Lol what ever floats his boat I guess. Lmao.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:15

83- That rumor was proven false. But I still think it's hilarious.

Katiekhalifa_fml 28

Wednesday 8 August 2012 7:10

Ron Jeremy can do it!

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Tuesday 7 August 2012 20:05

That's just awful OP! I would have taken out my mace and sprayed him with it all the while screaming rape!

Bibliovore 26

Tuesday 7 August 2012 20:29

Public indecency, yes. Rape, no. Don't ever accuse someone of rape when that's not what's going on -- not only is it a lie, it makes some people assume that anyone calling rape is lying, which makes things a whole lot harder on actual victims of rape or attempted rape.

JennaLynette 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 22:30

Screaming rape would not have solved the problem whatsoever. Tell the driver/conductor about it so the accused can be taken off the subway.. You should be sprayed with mace...