My ex and Love: Fight your own battles

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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You deserved it 4 785

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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You deserved it 332

By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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You deserved it 3 188

By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

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You deserved it 105

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 063

By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 033

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 182

By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 849

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 798

By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 876

You deserved it 4 296

ShadowLord 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:53

Well as long as he's not texting her his dick...

Friaza 29

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:03

That's what mums are for :P

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mollysunshine 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 19:05

Been there done that. Girl it happens to the best of us.

dregg22 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 19:13

I'm not seeing the down side in this

lmb06_fml 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 19:40

I'm pretty sure she was full of good intentions. :)

tubagal 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:13

Go mom! I'd rather that than her saying what a lovely person he is…

that_is_Nathy 9

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:26

That's not so bad...my mother kept telling me that I would never find a guy like him ever again -.- Thanks mom

bricking_shits 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:34

at least he didn't let it get to his head. 10 points to Doc for getting it, because i know he will.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:04

Your mom has your back. It's a good thing.

maxeeman111 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:15

Isnt that a good thing?...

malignantmegan 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:23

Honestly I think that's awesome, moms really care :3

hoonyer 17

Thursday 1 September 2011 22:14

sounds like she cares bout you, could be worse, most fml's would say shes texting him to get with him ;)

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Today, I got a text from my ex, "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied, "Really?" I got in return, "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML

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Today, I decided to do a load of laundry. Two minutes into the cycle, I realized that I left my iPod in my sweatpants pocket. The washing machine door locks automatically and cannot be opened until the 40-minute cycle is up. FML

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Fight your own battles

Same thing different taste

It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry

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