My ex and Love: Fight your own battles - FML

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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ShadowLord 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:53

Well as long as he's not texting her his dick...

Friaza 29

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:03

That's what mums are for :P

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DeathBunny218 37

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:54

I thought this was going to end with them flirting with each other and in comparison this isn't that bad at all. Just tell him to block your mum's number

WhySoSerious_93 1

Thursday 1 September 2011 13:58

Delete his number from her phone Problem solved...

Ashle1gh 14

Thursday 1 September 2011 13:58

At least she's on your side, it could be worse, OP.

loserman67 35

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:07

I think you have it incorrect...She's texting him to tell him what a dick he has.... Mum has probably been riding that baloney pony for awhile and you're just catching on to the fact...

perdix 29

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:15

There are some women who pick fights with men just to have smokin' hot Make-up Sex (or just plain Angry Sex). I'm jus' sayin'...

SadinSherman 16

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:16

That's not so bad,at least she is taking your side

Kaikohanakami 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:23

This is the least destructive example of mothers texting their daughters boyfriends that i have ever heard of.It could be much worse op D: ...

yummylicious 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:54

Parents these days....

musicmsnic61366 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:59

Why Is that a bad thing? I would love my mom for that.

MommaLlama 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:59

Would you rather her send sexy texts?

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