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By Eyefreshener - / Wednesday 14 July 2010 06:14 / United States
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By  XFlyingxPiranhaX  |  0

The new Febreze line of fresheners come with an automatic retard defense mechanism. observe one in action.. First: the subject spots the freshener. subject is intruiged. Second: the freshener prepares itself for battle. the subject begins approaching cautiously. Third: the freshener fires a warning shot. The subject does not take the freshener seriously, and continues approach. Fourth: the freshener readies cannon, aiming for possible weak points. subject stops, and bends down near the freshener. Fifth: subject is interested by the freshener. The freshener has prepared itself for such situautions, and subsequently has a large button as bait for the would-be enemy. The subject presses said bait now. The freshener fires. BOOM! Headshot. Subject retreats, stunned. Freshener remains wary, but the subject has gained a new respect for the freshener. The subject will not disturb the freshener again. Crisis averted.

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The new Febreze line of fresheners come with an automatic retard defense mechanism. observe one in action.. First: the subject spots the freshener. subject is intruiged. Second: the freshener prepares itself for battle. the subject begins approaching cautiously. Third: the freshener fires a warning shot. The subject does not take the freshener seriously, and continues approach. Fourth: the freshener readies cannon, aiming for possible weak points. subject stops, and bends down near the freshener. Fifth: subject is interested by the freshener. The freshener has prepared itself for such situautions, and subsequently has a large button as bait for the would-be enemy. The subject presses said bait now. The freshener fires. BOOM! Headshot. Subject retreats, stunned. Freshener remains wary, but the subject has gained a new respect for the freshener. The subject will not disturb the freshener again. Crisis averted.

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  iSitt  |  0

air freshners pump artificial chemicals into the air. they are worse than dangerous. the "pleasant" order means you inhale more deeply.

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  smmrgrl  |  0

some of you are real jerks :/ honestly maybe OP doesn't sit on their ass all day watching tv maybe they go to the beach ( op live in California.. ) soo I think that's an fyl, sorry OP :(

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  oppsalot  |  0

23- can we be friends? op- ydi, nothing good comes from pushing buttons..especially when you see what the fresh maker is capable of and then proceding to put your face right up to it...

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  neddars  |  0

my friend did the same thing only she didn't know what it was an picked it up and when she did she pushed the button spraying it in her eyes and mouth it was so funny

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  jal10a  |  1

and a lot of the time i jus think racists r jealous i mean why put so much effort into letting everyone kno u dont like certain ppl jus to get attention IMO cuz there's no reason for u to tink of urself as any different

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  zolltf  |  4

Ok why the fuck did you guys threadjack my comment just to start a flame war on racism? Future threadjackers will be heavily prosecuted in front of Judge Joe Brown.

By  sallen0046  |  4

Now what exactly did you think the button on an air freshener would do? It's called common sense, if you don't have any, you shouldn't be roaming around touching things in the first place.

By  moodybaby  |  0

I agree with #5, like wtf. What did u think it was gonna do? Were you really that fascinated that you had to put your face THAT close? Common sense isn't common anymore. -.- YDI.

By  GermanBoy0_0  |  0

To the face!!!! Next time you're at herhouse your going to be like what's that funny noise coming from the sink and you'll stick your hand down there and blood will go everywhere

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