Feels bad man

By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML
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boatiebanter 0

I would memorize the number, just so if I was ever given it I could throw it back in their face instead of giving them the satisfaction of thinking they've fooled me. But maybe that's just me.

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f_all_our_lives 4

keep on trying mate

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hackysackmatt 0

its kinda sad that the chick who gave out the rejection hotline number ALSO knows it off by heart.

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rico504 0

Just kill yourself and end the misery pls

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kevmonster 0

damn... you memerized the number dude that sucks

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FMMCL 0

#20 are you the antagonizer from a few FMLs back???

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chea_chea 0

That sucks man...Sounds like you're not doing something right if you keep getting the rejection hotline from everyone. #6, Memorizing it wouldn't be a bad idea for your own knowledge but I wouldn't throw it back in her face, then she'd know you've gotten it before and not feel bad at all, you'd almost be owning yourself in a sense. I think it'd be funnier to say you're going to call it (as an innocent gesture) so she knows what your number is and see how akward she feels LOL

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Nandian90 0

Here is the solution for the rejection hotline. 1.) Tell her to give you her number 2.) Dial the number in front of her (Say its so she can record your number on her cel. 3.) If you get the hotline hang up and tell her to give her real number. (Now she has to go through the trouble of changing her number.)

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