Money, Neighbours, Fire and Miscellaneous: False flag

False flag

By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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By ohemgee - 11/03/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML

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By carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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You deserved it 2 526

By notgreg - 10/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML

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You deserved it 10 465

By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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You deserved it 28 069

By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 28 234

By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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You deserved it 9 416

By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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You deserved it 5 507

By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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You deserved it 2 930

theTravinator 21

Monday 25 May 2015 22:21

Just ignore her, she can't do anything about it and it's her own damn fault

drunkmunkey 24

Monday 25 May 2015 22:22

forward it to the fire department.... they'd have fun with the "or else" part

Comments

SHMANDER 4

Wednesday 27 May 2015 17:25

How bout no

wfacsc 13

Wednesday 27 May 2015 22:23

You should have pretended not to speak English. That's what I always do to avoid confrontations. Just say "no English...I no talk English", and walk away. For the record I'm White, live in an area where everyone speaks English, and I don't speak a word of any other language so it's obvious that I'm lying, but it still works.

joshi42 16

Wednesday 27 May 2015 23:08

"or else..." is nothing but a harassment. Sue her.

Carmona04 11

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:08

Shes a dumbass, she broke the law. make her pay for her stupidity.

kertokeeta 8

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:19

tell her to **** off

justmeCee 16

Thursday 28 May 2015 6:27

Don't give her a dime. She parked illegally and that is her fault. If she wants to take you to small claims she can go ahead but she will just be wasting her money filing a claim because she will definitely lose.