Faithful

By Munkeh - 12/04/2012 20:42 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Spicy
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 575
You deserved it 4 054
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IronicIrony 8

No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.

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KVKdragon 26

I applaud you for sticking to your personal preferences/beliefs all the same :)

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TwoStoopid 3

This is a sign that you need a new boyfried.

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lollipop77_fml 6

Nowt to do with the fml - just wanted to say - looooove the tie in your piccy :)

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LadyJoker21 0

Men make me sick

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TheMathMajor 26

That should read "this man makes me sick." Women cheat too, and just as much.

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iloveweed69 7

Men make me happy :-)

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BostonBruins2012 0

111-What about your weed?

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stallion420 0

Better by far. I hate my own gender, MOST men are fuckheads that deserve no less than an elbow to the nose. This "man" deserves a shotgun blast to his testicles... Peace love and weed. :)

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shutupanddance 0

I'm sorry to hear that, OP! Your partner is a douchebag! Hope you dump him!

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Keyboard_Cat 2

Idea - break his dick off..That way there can't be anything more important than love. ;)

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CyberPunkTink 0

That is a devils handjob, do it tinker Hell style and shove it up his ass after that. He deserves it.>:)

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Pancakemines 0

Ouch!!! That hurts just thinking about it!

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downtime 12

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at how absurd these bullshit remarks have been.

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Lythiaren 8

Well yeah, I agree on that point, 57. Cheating is never really justified. But like 59, I remain quite celibate because I don't need sex to have a loving, meaningful relationship. If that's a deal breaker for my partner and he's not willing to communicate with me about it and work something out, then clearly we are not suited for each other.

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kimiko521 0

Awesome logic..... What a dick, I hope you meant my ex boyfriend??

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macgyver2009 4

You should put your ****** on someone's dick

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challan 19

Sounds like the ****** is removable. Excuse me a minute, can I put my ****** on your dick while I eat dinner? It would hang perfectly, like a coat on a rack.

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wlddog 14

That just gave me a great visual.

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SweetlyPsycho 4

I read up to the comma and was relieved that he believes love is more meaningful then sex, and then I read on and realized what an asshole he was! Sorry, OP! Maybe you should find someone who truly believes love is more meaningful than sex.

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matvx 5

Man I don't get u guys. Sex is one of the most enjoyable and intimate acts you can participate in. I dont think cutting it out of your life is the answer. You just have to be careful who you do it with, and when.

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