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EMMA, GET BACK HERE, NOW!

By UnfortunateGirly - 26/02/2010 08:30 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to yell out, "Pass the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML

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Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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By GHTD - 27/01/2011 11:20 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, whilst on hold to an important client, I said to my co-workers "F*cking hell, this woman sounds high as a kite". I heard a cough on the other end of the phone. All calls are recorded. FML

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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By whyme27 - 06/06/2012 01:19 - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 12:00

Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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stinkytruck 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:05

better than " spread them wider baby"

socaldgaf69 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:11

haha who gives a shit my friends say that all the time. that's Nothing to post about so stop bitching YDI

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transio 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 0:51

YDI for not passing the bong BEFORE calling mom! I mean seriously, who holds it for AN ENTIRE phone call???

BAM717 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 0:56

lol my friends do that to me. exept my mom has a brain and knows and wouldn't do that

samuelmartin 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 0:58

this happens all the time, weed has been known to cause dimencha, now you dont want to put tin foil on your house do you?

darkpath 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 3:06

suck it up it happens all the time. if your mom believes them then she is one stupid bitch.

me_myself 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:51

^^^ aww thats ****** up hahah sounds like you have some GOOD friends...

brandothemando 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:05

that's funny as hell

icyicy 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 7:07

that always happens to me, not so bad i laugh about it, matter of fact i did it to my friend today lol.

musicmonkey1994 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 8:51

same happend to me,kinda,i was at my friend dellas house with my other friend holly and while i was talking to my dad on the phone the two of them decided to sit on top of me to hold me down then start saying"Oh Harder,Push it in Harder"..."grab my hips and pull me closer"...so yeah,pretty bad

topbanana 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:03

no offense but this is a fml?? seriously who HASN'T had this happen to them just tell your mom friends were joking

FYOL 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:23

that Is funny... not an fml situation

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