Pranks, Awkward, Drugs and Parents: EMMA, GET BACK HERE, NOW!

EMMA, GET BACK HERE, NOW!

By UnfortunateGirly - 26/02/2010 08:30 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to yell out, "Pass the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML

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By rolled - 27/01/2018 01:30

Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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By GHTD - 27/01/2011 11:20 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, whilst on hold to an important client, I said to my co-workers "F*cking hell, this woman sounds high as a kite". I heard a cough on the other end of the phone. All calls are recorded. FML

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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By whyme27 - 06/06/2012 01:19 - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 12:00

Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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stinkytruck 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:05

better than " spread them wider baby"

socaldgaf69 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:11

haha who gives a shit my friends say that all the time. that's Nothing to post about so stop bitching YDI

Comments

WakingTheFallen 2

Friday 26 February 2010 20:40

It's happened to me before, but they usually say things like "You can put on your pants now Bee" or "Uh, Bee, that was so much fun". I'm used to it. xD

tokintot07 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:42

haha I did that to my friend once. her mom believed it.

penisinyourmouf 0

Friday 26 February 2010 22:15

hows that an fml ur stupid cuz that happens all the time

rOBboCOp 0

Friday 26 February 2010 22:18

lmao i alwys get that from my friends instead they go like "No i dont like it down there!!"

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Friday 26 February 2010 22:42

FYL? Oh HELL no. At least you had a bong to pass!

geoLa16 0

Friday 26 February 2010 23:02

those r fucken bad friends 

softballer22 0

Friday 26 February 2010 23:04

people do it all the time, my friends do it to me. so quit yer bitchin' and suck it up.

Ducati45 0

Friday 26 February 2010 23:40

who hasn't done that and had it happen to them? Be young and carefree :)

Xupz_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 0:10

Come on... who doesn't do that? I can't believe your mom bought that, all of my friends always yell stuff like that while I'm on the phone. Stop whining.