Pranks, Awkward, Drugs and Parents: EMMA, GET BACK HERE, NOW!

EMMA, GET BACK HERE, NOW!

By UnfortunateGirly - 26/02/2010 08:30 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to yell out, "Pass the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML

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By rolled - 27/01/2018 01:30

Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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By GHTD - 27/01/2011 11:20 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, whilst on hold to an important client, I said to my co-workers "F*cking hell, this woman sounds high as a kite". I heard a cough on the other end of the phone. All calls are recorded. FML

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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By whyme27 - 06/06/2012 01:19 - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 12:00

Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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stinkytruck 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:05

better than " spread them wider baby"

socaldgaf69 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:11

haha who gives a shit my friends say that all the time. that's Nothing to post about so stop bitching YDI

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Orianna_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 18:32

Eugh my mates piss about like that too, I was grounded for a week once because when my dad rang me, my old friend decided to shout "pull your pants up!" in the background. :|

TheRedPhantom 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 7:40

they should be hung. that's no joke. assholes. tryna **** up tea time. next time they are on the phone with one of there folks: wisper, in a light, panty voice, say "watch them teeth, baby. Hay, it's $25, right?"

ran_fml 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 2:09

It's better when you tell your wasted friend to call up his mother and tell her he's doing coke.

iAMroaaar 0

Monday 19 April 2010 10:22

the exact same thing happened to me except my names Livy and i was on the phone to my dad

varkey 7

Monday 24 May 2010 7:35

my friends did this exact thing to me once... not like my mom actually believed it for a second because she knows i'm not a bad kid.

englandlover 5

Friday 4 June 2010 7:56

hahaha my guy friends usually say "put ur pants on!" my mom's used 2 it by now

L33ch 4

Wednesday 9 June 2010 1:22

Me and my friends do this all the time. None of us have ever gotten into trouble with parents, either they don't care or (more likely) they know we're kidding although usually we're not

ZombieKitteh 8

Thursday 24 June 2010 3:39

LOL I've done that so many times

jcdj1996 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 7:07

Everyone's friends do that! my friends are worse though, they make sex noises. my mom just lol'ed

missmontreal97 4

Sunday 1 August 2010 1:03

omg ur such a baby. friends do that all the time. my mom is way protective about me. and she started LAUGHING when my bestfriend said "pass the beer".