Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 324
You deserved it 35 133

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Should have told them you had a seizure and made them feel bad.

Comments

screwtaylor 0

I think the OP was dreaming about giving somebody a *******.

waterynuggets 0

I hope he wiped the crust from his eyes.

the_stereotype 0

i would have said it was the teacher...but she's a woman..then again, there are plenty of other possiblities

You were dreaming about banging your teacher in your sleep, weren't you? Oh, you cougar hunter.

the_coon_fml 0

"...Yeah, If you're going through hell Keep on moving, face that fire Walk right through it You might get out Before the devil even knows you're there Yeah, you might get out Before the devil even knows you're there..." In your case, keep on sleeping. The only problem is, she did know you were there.

the_coon_fml 0

haha i like you ireply_with-lyrics. good song btw.

Unregistered 0

@ Unregistered "...They got three in the front and four in the back of a Civic Camped out all night on the sidewalk just to get tickets With their hands on the fence in the back by the buses and the limousines Just to get a glimpse of a drummer or a singer yeah anything And they come from miles around For that moment when the lights go out and they scream It's the girls in the front row singing It's the boys with the wheels that bring them It's the lighters in the air and you guys up there You're the heart and the soul and the reason we do what we do Here's to you, yeah..." btw sorry for the used lyrics

the_coon_fml 0

no. he's creative and knows his songs.

Unregistered 0

no hes a ****** who listens to pussy rock **** listen to some metal I can feel your fear and weakness I see my own in the mirrors of your eyes Carved into a corner hopeless There's death ahead and doom behind There's a bad storm blowing in And most of us won't make it The wreckage of your past Means nothing now, forsake it

the_coon_fml 0

hey im all for metal. and rock. and some rap. he just posts songs that go with the fml. and plus most metal songs are extremly hard to interpret and have alot of meanings...(i.e. slipknot metallica disturbed ect.)

Personally, i have nothing against metal. I listen to a bit of it. What i despise are the people who solely listen to metal and reject all other kinds of music. And the_coon is correct, my song MUST go with the FML. BTW its country. FYI "...Got a fliptop box of marlboros, he'll bum a light and steal your girl, then laugh at you for gettin' all upset, well everybody here knows his name, makes everybody else look sane, when he's out, as far as you can get, in his mind he's a rock star, crankin' out that air guitar, til the bartender says fool, get off my bar There's one in every crowd, that brings the party in us out, good time charley with a harley, whiskey bent and hellbound, he's got the next round, but he always drinks for free, there's one in every crowd, and it's usually me, hey ya'll, hey ya'll, hey ya'll, there's one in every crowd..." And yes. It is me :P

Unregistered 0

wow . . . slipknot is for faggots and so is disturbed quit listening to metal if you ******* poser god if I ever saw your face at a lamb of god mosh pit you wouldnt last 5 seconds

the_coon_fml 0

haha chill. their ok too. not tryin to pick a fight.

Unregistered 0

im just saying dont say that you listen to metal

the_coon_fml 0
lmmmr 0

Only if you watch MTV. But Unregistered, pull the stick out of your ass, seriously. People can comment in whatever form they wish. Good for him for being more creative about it than you (even if the music chosen doesn't demonstrate much creativity or insight as far as songwriting goes).

Shit-tallica haven't put out anything worth listening to since "...And Justice For All"

i respect lmmmr's opinion, as he isnt being a little kid about it. Though, I agree that this isnt one of my better ones, and i shouldve thought about which song a bit more before posting. o well:) PS is it a lower case 'L' or an upper case 'i' in _mmmr?

Unregistered 0

metallica is for old people nobody listens to them except persians and 50 year olds

gabby1112 0

i admire you for being different from just the funny responders! good for you!!

if you guys are lookin for metal try some Chimaira or Meshuggah or Textures! (:

Chimaira FTL, Meshuggah FTW. There's my $.02! Also, I like some black metal. Behemoth is good. Arch Enemy (not black metal, but still) is pretty good as well.

You guys should try the rave scene ;) __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

You are no true metal fan if you reject a band for its age. You're being no better than the kiddies who claim they're metal fans when all they listen to is Disturbed and Slipknot. A true metal fan likes a band or musician regardless of the band's age or their popularity and such. Really, that's how any true music fan should be. Use your own judgement instead of finding an excuse to disregard what they do. That being said, I am no Slipknot fan, Disturbed is okay, and I like some old Metallica songs. I also appreciate Ensiferum, System of a Down, Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, Wintersun, and Rammstein. I like songs from Stratovarius, Dark Tranquillity, Quiet Riot, Marilyn Manson, DragonForce, Twisted Sister, 403 Forbiddena, Maximum the Hormone, Breaking Benjamin, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Within Temptation, Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne, Dream Theater, Papa Roach, Royal Hunt... (If you'd like to argue with me on the "metal"-ness of any of these bands, let it be known that I just used Wikipedia for "confirmation" on if they are or were metal) Won't claim I'm some huge metalhead, I know many of the bands mentioned are fairly well-known. Just saying, I like a lot, always open for more, and don't judge, therefore I find myself a "true" metal fan. And if it weren't for rock, metal wouldn't exist. Many of the first metal bands double(d) as rock bands. Plus, I love rock too. Well, classic rock. Not a lot of modern rock bands really appeal to me... As for the user in question, I never read his posts, but I still find him amusing in that he must like music and/or be really clever to think of a song for (nearly) each post. Certainly a change from the usual.

^ You sir, are my favorite person on FML.

Lol pretty sure it's a "ma'am" :P _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

depends who #69 is replyin to. im not completely shore :P care to tell us?

Jazzywrites007 2

If you said goodbye to me tonight There would still be music left to write What else could I do, I'm so inspired by you That hasn't happened for the longest time Once I thought my innocence was gone Now I know that happiness goes on That's when you found me, when you put your arms around me I haven't been there for the longest time Oh, Oh, Oh For the longest time Oh, Oh, Oh For the longest time _____________________________________________- Yeah. There goes that argument. ;-)

If I could open up your eyes, see the love I hold inside, things I never used to feel, suddenly become so real I never asked for much from you, only for a heart that's true, I need some time to understand, why I'm feeling how I am I always thought that i was strong, I never needed anyone, doing fine just on my own, now I'm feeling all alone I've had a taste of what I lack, but I keep on holding back, if this is right then why can't I, seem to say whats on my mind HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO FIND THE WORDS TO TELL YOU THAT I WANT YOU, MAYBE IF I TRIED TO LET YOU KNOW THE REASONS WHY, ITS TEARING ME APART TO KNOW I TRIED SO HARD BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU, I PRAY AND HOPE FOR THE DAY THAT YOU SURRENDER TO MY HEART! _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

OMG SAD SONGS :( but its ok, i shall reply with lyrics from the 2 saddest songs i know, and prevail as the #1 lyric poster! 1: "...She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind Until the night He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said I'll love her till I die And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby..." 2: "...Got a picture of you I carry in my heart Close my eyes to see it when the world gets dark Got a memory of you I carry in my soul I wrap it close around me when the nights get cold If you asked me how Im doin Id say just fine But the truth is baby, if you could read my mind Not a day goes by that I dont think of you After all this time youre still with me its true Somehow you remain locked so deep inside Baby, baby, oh baby, not a day goes by..."

Unregistered 0

lol hahah most useless argument ive ever trolled people into gj for wasting your time honestly tho you need a life if you would go through every single god damn band you wikipedia'd and as I said before I listen to Death Metal completely diffrent from Metal only metal bands I listen to is pantera/iron maiden and im pretty ******* sure breaking bejamin is NOWHERE near the metal category and should be ******* taken of that list along with several others I would gladly like to mention

"Metal" is an all-encompassing term for the genre. Under Metal, we have Death Metal. You listen to Metal, specifically Death Metal. And I did not Wiki them all; I do listen to them, and I just double checked on a few is all. Breaking Benjamin on ocassion falls under Alternative Metal, which appears to be the kind you dislike anyway so of course you wouldn't know. Of the bands/musicians I listed, there are these SUBgenres of Metal: Power, Symphonic, Folk, Experimental, Death, Black, Viking, Heavy, Melodic, Alternative, Nu, Progressive, and so on. There is more to Metal than your little mind's world. But, I am not surprised you can not think beyond your own boundaries, as you automatically assume everything under Rap contains topics pertaining to women, drugs, and money. You are also under the mistaken assumption that anything I type here takes any significant amount of my time or effort.

I'd have watched and laughed too. C'mon, you made their day! And with a little luck, someone posted it on the wundernets for us to see!

Saccharide 0

Moderated this. ^^ Next time, try to get more sleep.

That'll learn ya, you lazy ass. You totally deserved it.